Hey Gongers! Well, it seems to be about that time again…and by that we mean it’s time for another hilarious, yet true, installment of the Gongshow Girl’s Top Ten. This time around we wanted to flip the script so to speak, and instead of giving you Red Flags to cross yourself and run from would be hockey fan fakers, we want to give you some green lights! Yes darling Gongers, as is our duty as hockey loving females, we want to make sure our boys end up with amazing girls just like us. So here you have it, the GSG’s Top Ten: Green Lights She’s Good To Go!
#10 When her mind wanders its not to thoughts of which teammate of yours she’d date if you ever left her, it drifts off to how proud she is of you even when you have a rough game. Example: “You know babe, I was just thinking…even though you guys lost last night you were still really great on the forecheck.”
#9 Her dream house includes a 52” flat screen in a den that contains ONLY hockey memorabilia. Example: “What?! No I don’t want an autographed Michael Jordan jersey in here! Go win that signed Bernie Parent mask on ebay. Thanks love”
#8 She trusts you when you go out with the boys and she knows when she should and shouldn’t be there. Example: “Oh, boys night? Excellent, girls night for me then! Call me later love, I’ll come pick you up after.” And she’ll put your drunk ass to bed without complaining.
#7 She really doesn’t care if you like her most hated team, she’s not going to give in and like them just because you do. Example: “Ummm no. I will never like Detroit, I don’t care if every single man in your family played there, I refuse.” #TeamLoyalty
#6 If she doesn’t understand a rule change in the game or doesn’t follow exactly what happened, instead of faking she knows what was going on she asks you straight up. Example: “I’m sorry, I’m just not fully tracking this no touch icing thing. Explain please?”
#5 When you put a dip in while she’s around she might initially make a face at you for it, but she’ll let it go. She’ll understand it’s a cultural thing, even if she hates it. Example: “It’s fine babe, I’m just not going to French kiss you with that stuff in your lip.”
#4 When she not only surprises you with tickets to your favorite teams game, she sacrifices her seat so you can take your best buddy. Example: “Seriously, you guys go have fun, I’m gonna watch the game at home. You know I like the play by play commentary and I have a perfectly good six pack in the fridge here!”
#3 When she wakes up at 7 am to go to the rink with you, hair dryer and ruler in hand, to apply the teams new board decals. (True story, @topshelfbeautyy did this). Example: “No I’m not a morning person, but I’m willing to get up early if it means spending more time with you and helping out the team!”
#2 She lends you her clothes for the rooks on your team for the the rook party and finds you the most epic ugly Christmas sweater for your Christmas party. Example: “Here is my pleather skirt from when I thought Christina Aguilera was super hot and check out this Christmas sweater?! It has a battery pack so the lights on the Christmas tree actually light up! And yes, it is accented with puff paints…hello 1994 arts and crafts sweater!”
And the #1 Green Light you should probably wife her up…she loves you unconditionally and you just know she’s the right one. No example necessary, you know she loves you…almost as much as she loves hockey!
Gongers, remember that no one person can tell you who you should be with. At the end of the day it’s about being happy and comfortable with the person you are with. Don’t see yourself short by settling and know you are worthy of an amazing love story!
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and be ready for more Gongshow Girl Top Tens!
We <3 You Gongers and would be privileged to get the green light from one of the boys any day!