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GSG’s Top Ten ~ Red Flags She’s Faking It
Blog — By A-Snow on June 1, 2012 10:37 AM
Every once in awhile an idea starts to come together that just begs to be brought to life. Recently, through a series of observations and brief conversations on twitter, a plan was hatched to bring something new to the table and to create a forum for us to bring you our thoughts and observations on the things that surround a Gongshow lifestyle. This isn’t an ordinary set of observations though, and is being written by two girls who not only love the sport of hockey, but also respect those who play in, work in, live in, and love the hockey universe…as humangus beeg as it is.
So if you don’t know us already, this is A-Snow and Top Shelf Beauty. We are two girls who hold ourselves to high-class standards, and never try to be anything but who and what we are; avid
A~Snow
Supporters of hockey and self admitted girly girls. Believe us when we say that we have mastered the art of combining our loves of all things girly and wonderful with all things hockey. We are not shy about how we feel about the people and things involved in the world surrounding our favorite game, and we are ready to share our views with you. Welcome to the Gongshow Girls Top Ten Countdown (GSG’s Top Ten).
Top Shelf Beauty
Our first Top Ten is something we as girls who know our hockey and know it well find to be incredibly irritating. Girls who fabricate their “true” love of the game. We want legit beauties who genuinely love this sport as much as we do surrounding us, not girls who “fake it to make it” so to speak. So without further delay, we bring you the GSG’s Top Ten Countdown: Red Flags She’s Faking It.
#10- She has TSN on her phone to keep track of the scores but can’t tell you how “her team” is actually performing this season.
example: “They’re good…oh, they’re 29th in the standings? Is that bad?”
#9- In addition to that, she has no clue how many teams are actually in the NHL.
example: “So if we’re 29th we’re somewhere in the middle…right?”
#8- She spends more time texting during the game then actually watching the game.
example: “I’m checking the scores for the Thrashers game…what do you mean they no longer exist? Ummmmm….”
#7- She knows who Sean Avery is, but not because of his hockey career; it’s because he got arrested in the Hollywood Hills.
example: “Oh, Sean Avery? Isn’t he that guy who was on TMZ.com last summer for pushing a cop?” and or “Isn’t he that model guy?”
#6- She knows who Wayne Gretzky is but can’t tell you he is referred to as “The Great One” or any of the teams he played for.
example: “Oh, ummm…he was number 99…..which teams? Umm……well, I know his number, that counts right? And I follow Paulina Gretzky on twitter!”
#5- You start talking about the Original Six and she thinks it’s a reference to a boy band.
example: “What are you talking about? The Backstreet Boys only had five original members unless someone joined before Kevin and then quit…”
#4- She has no clue what the different trophies represent at the NHL awards.
example: “Lady Byng? Oh how great is it that they are recognizing women in hockey now?!”
#3- When people start talking about the red line and whether or not to take it out or leave it in she is immediately confused.
example: “What do you mean? I can see it right there on the ice…”
#2- When asked her Stanley Cup Final prediction she includes the Flyers and the Penguins…
example: “Because wouldn’t it be cute to see Sidney Crosby against Hartnell Down…oh, Hartnell is his last name, not down? Oops.” (Never mind the fact that obviously this match up would be impossible…)
And the #1 red flag that she’s probably fabricating her “true” love of the game …
She thinks that “For The Boys” means she has to get drunk off four bud lights, chew tobacco, take pics in nothing but hockey sweaters and a thong for her twitter, and uses every single word in her hockey lingo arsenal nonstop without really understanding what she’s talking about…
example: “Haha I’m soooo sauced right now, can you hand me that tin and get me a spitter? You’re such a f*ckin beauty unlike your duster of a line mate whose such a plug he couldn’t wheel a blind girl in the dark. Did you see my new twitpic? Boy shorts and a Ovechkin sweater…I’m a rocket right?… Right? What team does Ovechkin play for???….ummm……….”
(That being said, there is nothing wrong with everything in moderation…if you know your hockey and know it well, by all means, own it girl gongers! Let your knowledge speak for you and supplement it with your beauty! You should all know that you are beautiful and worthy of the attention of any Gonger that crosses your path, and if you wearing your sweater with shorts makes you feel sexy for your gonger, rock it with class girls and have fun doing it! Any girl who truly loves this sport is precious and amazing!)
So there you have it Gongers… Our first Top Ten list. Maybe this will help you one day with a crazy bunny posing as a Top Shelf Beauty or to simply help you identify fun new ways to chirp some pretenders. Watch out for the red flags and you’ll be well on your way to never having to spend more than 2 minutes figuring out if she’s legit or not.
If anything we hope you got a laugh out of it! 
If you have any suggestions on what our next Top Ten should be, be sure to drop either of us a line and give us both a follow!
Amy- @amysnow17
Maria- @topshelfbeautyy
79 Comments
Haha this made me chuckle. My sister, dad and I always look around and point out every bandwagon fan. At games my sister and I try not to be rude and laugh when we hear some people talk.
bahaha what a read good job ladies!
yea aha
great article girls, stop the posers.
true that
yes! inform the broads lol
haha amen
haha this is great because i still cant get a read if my girlfriend is faking that she likes hockey
The example for #1 cracks me up, girls. Great job, can’t wait for more Top 10′s.
#8 drives me insane!! Boys, use this list, and stop paying for her ticket if she’s more interested in her iphone than the tilt happening on the ice
haha great job ladies! I loved the Paulina Gretzky on twitter reference!
lmao too funny ahaha
hahahaha
this makes me think of so many twitter girls haha
nice
haha beauty list girls
nice
#8, #5 and #2 are so true…and a bonus flag that she’s faking it is when you ask her what icing is and she replies “Oh, don’t be silly. Icing is what goes on top of a cake.”…
hahahahaha
that made my day
sick
I couldn’t love this any more than I do.
You two gals are quality role models for all girls out there.
It’s terrible that so many girls, like you said, have to “fake it to make it.” If only people could just be themselves!
well written, I look forward to reading more of your posts!
Great article, very funny and very true
This is awesome, it’s so true! I hope to see more “top 10″ in the future!
I have met my fair share of girls who met all these criteria.
so true, good list
Haha. So funny
Thanks guys
hope you enjoyed it as much as we did putting it together!
Be sure to offer your suggestions for our next “Top Ten Countdown” either here in the comments, or hit up Amy or myself on twitter! @topshelfbeautyy
great list! so annoying when people pretend to like hockey, even guys sometimes. can’t blame them though, such a great lifestyle, i’d be jealous of us too!
It is good to know that you guys are looking out for our best interests ahah, stop the posers for sure, they make you all look bad.
Haha yep we’re here for you guys! Just trying to keep things real and honest! @AmySnow17
Silly girls. So easy to make fun of… I love listening to girls who think they know about hockey. You two are beauties though!
Nice!
#10 makes me cringe, especially right before playoffs when they get all excited but have no idea what’s actually going on.
Hahahaha
I think this list might include some guys.
Good read for a laugh. I’ve experienced a few of these with some ex’s and gotta say it’s on the money
if a girl meets these standards, dump and change
Ahhh hahaha like I said in my tweet to you all last night, REPRESENT. Instead of girls like that giving US a bad name, we should be setting ourselves apart! Great work ladies. Can someone post this to Road Kill’s twitter? I think she needs to give it a read.
another good read. thanks ladies!
hahaha nicely put
#1 drives me insane hate girls like that
great article girls, cant wait for the future top 10′s
ya ill be followin tophelfbeauty now haha
haha what a combo you two are
sick
Just double teaming the blogs nice to see, pretty funny too
So true
haha, awesome article
I like it and there’s nothing wrong with sexy pics in hockey apparel! LOL
This was a great read! The girls that are faking it really ruin it
That was seriously an amazing read and so true!
so sick
ahahaha
ahah sweet stuff
funny list
haha very true
loved this! so many dumb braods put there that know nothin about the game
lol so funny
funny list
hahah so funny
Jokes
too funny
ahaha
funny hah
hilarious.
haha i love this
hah good read
awesome
dyt
this list makes me kinda sad
nice
good stuff !!!!
nice stuff!
great stuff
sweet
cool
hahahaha so true