The NHL Playoffs… I Cant Keep My Mouth Shut

Blog — By on April 20, 2012 11:58 AM

It has been a while hasn’t it. Nothing like the Playoffs and a Roadie to rejuvenate the mind, body and soul. It also helps when the NHL Playoffs are absolutely insane, dare I say… a gongshow?

See what I did there? Gongshow is the name of this company too.

For those of you out there who haven’t seen my stuff or know who I am… I guess I am the resident big mouth tearing down everything there is and giving you nothing but skin and bones. For those of you who do remember me… Guess I am doing something good to be remembered. As I said above, a Playoff Roady helps gives you the bug to talk about what the heck is going on in Hockey. Whether it is the NHL or my specialty the OHL. It was in fact an OHL road trip to Saginaw this past weekend that got the juices flowing. It was also the cheap dip, barley and hops water, and of course the lovely blonde and a friendly bartender. Story about the trip in another post. Please endulge me for a minute…



It would be naive of me to think that any of you reading this has not watched a minute of the NHL playoffs. IF you haven’t seen a single second, what are you doing here? Rather than attempt utilizing my grade 7 English writing skills.  I will make this easy for everyone.

  • With the Vancouver Canucks on the verge of being swept in the first round, does it shock anyone else that it isn’t because of
    poor goaltending that they are down 3-0 to LA.
  • Shea Weber is making WWE popular again, the only thing missing was him pointing to the crowd waiting for them to count along… 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9…. 10!!!
  • The Pittsburgh Penguins and the Philadelphia Flyers are the most entertaining series, during play and after the whistles…
    but why are the more inexperienced refs being thrown to the wolves and made to look completely stupid with lack of enforcing the game.
  • Ryan Kesler… 2 seasons ago he was thought of as the next Todd Bertuzzi (Pre-Moore) in Vancouver… now he must be always playing Marco Polo. ‘Fish Out Of Water!’
  • So let’s get this straight, Daniel Sedin cannot play Games 1, 2 or 3, let alone fly to LA with the team, but could miraculously
    play in Game number 4… what happened to needing to be symptom free for a week?
  • Andrew Shaw… Did you guys see his brother Jason (@JasonShaw2) sound off on Twitter… oh you didn’t know he had a brother who plays in the OHL… wow I sound like OHLWonka right there…
  • Speaking of Shaw, the kid gets 3 games? I spent 10 days straight talking to that guy during the Memorial Cup last year and let me tell you this. The kid will go all out and play his heart out, but never would he intentionally hit a goaltender for the sake of competitive advantage, he was getting out of the way and Mike Smith must have been taking notes from Kesler.
  • Brad Marchand must have been also learning barrel rolls in gymnastics. Monday night was it? he took a hit, acted hurt,
    looked up to realize the play is still going? Miraculous recovery.
  • Must be pick on Marchand day… Backstrom gets a game for Brad practicing his standing longjump. Did you see how far he jumped when nudged? It is like sneaking up behind a girl and poking her in the sides.
  • PIT Aaron Asham makes me laugh… who does he think he is Matt Cooke from 2009/10
  • Is it possible to watch an entire period of FLA and NJ without thinking… I wonder if there is a Keeping up with the Kardashian’s marathon going on right now.
  • Raffi Torres… I can still say the only Raffi I like is the man who created the song, ‘Bananaphone’. Check it out!
  • Claude Giroux says the Flyers have respect for everyone in the Pens dressing room while Crosby says we hate them over there
  • Brendan Shanahan… Let me just sum it up like this… would you want his job?

I think that summarizes the first round so far… yeah I left out the James Neal suspension note, and some other points. but this is what is bugging me. Thank goodness we get a heck of a lot more Don Cherry this time of year. I love my baseball and all but as a Canadian… it is a sin to miss Coach’s Corner.

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66 Comments

  1. Pete says:

    This year’s playoffs are already some of the best I’ve ever seen and it’s only the first round. Every series has been amazing if you can get over the fact that either Pittsburgh or Philly has played like shit in every game.

  2. lanker96 says:

    Definitely best playoffs I’ve seen in awhile, the Philly Pittsburgh series is exciting to watch, but all the other series are just as exciting. As for Shaw I thought it was complete BS that he got 3 games for that, yea we want to protect goalies but you could see him try to get out of the way, and how about the acting job by Smith?

  3. shortsxit says:

    Weber gets nothing for slamming a player’s head into the glass.

    Shaw gets three games for hitting a goalie while trying to avoid contact.

    Neal gets nothing for leaving his feet and hitting a player in the head–that didn’t have the puck. Then on the very next play, he does the same thing, immediately going for another player’s head. One game.

    Yep, great job, Shanny…

    • fox says:

      Non-suspension on Weber is a huge joke. How can that type of crap be tolerated? Slamming a guy’s head into the glass is nothing but deliberate attempt to injure. This year’s post-season will be remembered for years to come for this circus, and it’s only the first round.

  4. dougs says:

    one of most exciting playoffs ive seen in years

  5. Killakew says:

    Exciting playoffs indeed but some really wreckless play to say the least, the shannabans need to be much more consistent than they are or the point will never get across.

  6. Rosey says:

    Craziest playoffs I have seen in my short time on this earth. Pit-Philly series is the definition of Gongshow. Blues and Sharks are all over each other to. Gotta love this time of the year

  7. Bonesy says:

    One of the best playoffs I’ve seen in a while…This is why The Cup is the hardest trophy to win

  8. kennywuxu says:

    love the competition and aggression in the games

  9. Eddie says:

    Nothing like this time of year, had some excellent series so far. Just imagine how much more intense it’s going to get as they get closer to the cup

  10. OCHC says:

    playoffs have been unreal

  11. Gabe says:

    great playoffs so far

  12. schmodey says:

    That PIT-PHI series just ended and even though I’m a huge Flyers fan and we won, I was kinda disappointed such a good series would have loved to see a game 7!

  13. Puck Broad says:

    Phillys gonna win it all this year

  14. JCCat30 says:

    craziest playoffs I’ve seen in a while.

  15. kwarren24 says:

    The only think that is consistent with these playoffs from the past is the Canucks playing terrible. Now I can rest easy.

  16. ben14 says:

    I thought vancouver was winning the cup for sure… guess not

  17. Capn Kev says:

    goaltending is key in the playoffs. IMO, the one aspect that can singlehandedly carry a team

  18. morgs says:

    I agree these playoffs are very exciting to watch.

  19. Smeeks says:

    the first round of the playoffs was nuts i cannot wait to see the second round games

  20. CaptainKlutch says:

    wow been great so far

  21. Beauty54 says:

    great so far

  22. NChristophe says:

    everyone is playing great hockey but the fighting has gone to far

  23. CoryHunt10 says:

    Rough call on Shaw

  24. michaelbrill says:

    this year’s playoffs have been unreal so far, the pens-flyers series is one of the best i’ve ever seen

  25. araujo says:

    old time hockey gotta love it

  26. Kirb says:

    first of 3 game 7′s starting tonight, nothing better

  27. Sully says:

    Crazy 1st round

  28. Cousinsimon says:

    If the second round is as good as the 1st then I’ll be happy! Hopefully less dirty stuff though!

  29. GWGoalie65 says:

    Unreal thus far, keep it up in round 2.

  30. MitchSmeth97 says:

    These playoffs have truly made me speechless

  31. nickster96 says:

    surprising playoffs thus far

  32. MitchCauchi says:

    one good series

  33. beautygonger97 says:

    Unreal

  34. SpeedySaxe7 says:

    nothing like playoff hockey

  35. jetman says:

    love these podcasts

  36. storm9114 says:

    playoff hockey>

  37. cchockey4 says:

    Shanny needs to ease up

  38. thehockeymaster says:

    get constant shanny

  39. gino_hard13 says:

    unreal storyy great read

  40. Sniper8 says:

    soild read

  41. Burgos says:

    so damn true. i think i laughed at all of the points haha

  42. adamotm says:

    good stuff !!!!

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