If They Weren’t Hockey Players…

Blog — By on April 30, 2012 1:03 PM

The NHL has released all the nominees for this years NHL awards by now and while they are all prestigious awards, perhaps none is as exciting as the Hart Trophy for league MVP. People are already complaining that Giroux got left off the list, but the kid’s got quite the future ahead of him so he’s got time (in the meanwhile, he can continue these types of extracurricular activities).

Anyways, the three players are glorious and all deserve to win but it brings up the question of what they would be doing if they weren’t superstar amazing hockey players?

1. Henrik Lundqvist

The King would obviously be a guitar hero

2. Steven Stamkos

He is a self-proclaimed off-the-ice all-star and also evolved from a dinosaur so that has to be some sort of winning combination there, hockey player or not

3. Evgeni Malkin

…I think it’s obvious that he would be a professional dancer

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63 Comments

  1. kennywuxu says:

    hilarious

  2. bergey says:

    Cabbie Presents is almost as good as watchin O’toole and Onrait

  3. adamotm says:

    one on one’s are the best

  4. MitchSmeth97 says:

    Lundy has got some dirty flow

  5. Gabe says:

    hahaha great vids

  6. Rosey says:

    cabbie is unreal

  7. Kirb says:

    cabbie gets me everytime

  8. Killakew says:

    Geno needs some work on his dancing…

  9. Eddie says:

    Good thing Geno plays better than he dances

  10. Cousinsimon says:

    So you’re an ice hockey player in Florida?!

    I have an uncle who grows oranges in North Bay!

    LMAO I love it!

  11. lanker96 says:

    I found Cabbie to be better when he was on The Score (but Biz is a beauty). and Stammer and Lundqvist have DIRTY flow

  12. JCCat30 says:

    love the dancing!

  13. morgs says:

    Haha hilarious!

  14. Keither says:

    great stuff. if this stuff didn’t get put up here, I’d never see it. Thanks!

  15. CoryHunt10 says:

    Love the off ice eval vid

  16. Capn Kev says:

    Lundqvist is the man. Wicked tendy and a rockstar

  17. J-Miller93 says:

    hahaha

  18. MitchCauchi says:

    I`d give it all to be a pro

  19. Bonesy says:

    ahaha Cabbie to funny

  20. beautygonger97 says:

    Flow

  21. Beauty54 says:

    Hes a complete beauty

  22. fhsgoalie30 says:

    haha i love the self evaluation

  23. SpeedySaxe7 says:

    Stamkos, biggest beauty of the season award. Flow was in top shape too :P

  24. TheREALStallman says:

    Stamkos is a beauty

  25. GWGoalie65 says:

    Soft mitts off ice are just as important as on the ice.

  26. schmodey says:

    Hahah that Cabbie self evaluation clip was priceless, love how their teammates were all in the background howling with laughter

  27. storm9114 says:

    stamkos and lundqvist both have the sickest flow now

  28. ben14 says:

    third video was the best

  29. cchockey4 says:

    Beauties

  30. michaelbrill says:

    awesome! love seeing the lighter side of the guys, its a nice change up to the all business side of every game

  31. mholla87 says:

    it’s great to see the non hockey side of the players once in a while… nice job!

  32. thehockeymaster says:

    lundqvist, not only owning the ice, but also getting the chicks with his guitar!

  33. Gonger17 says:

    ha cabbies a beaut

  34. gino_hard13 says:

    third video was unreal

  35. Bouch says:

    the fuckin stammer one on one was hilarious!

  36. Habs13 says:

    stamkos is the man

  37. Sheriff says:

    fuckin stamkos

  38. shortsxit says:

    lol love these guys. i thought lundi would be a gq model though

  39. adamotm says:

    good stuff !!!!

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