Top Shelf Beauty: Puck Bunnies vs Top Shelf Beauties

Blog — By on October 15, 2011 9:00 PM

 

As a new blogger for Gongshow, I can tell you that I am pretty damn excited…not only because I have been a fan of the line since 02..(as I write this I sit here wearing my “Just dangle” t-shirt) BUT I’m pumped to give my perspective as a female hockey fan, there isn’t many of us “beauties” who share our love for the game and actually know what we’re talking about.

I have always been the girl my boys know they can talk to. About what’s going on in the league, the game last night…or who the biggest beauties and plugs are in the NHL, I know more than a lot of these males do, and I’m proud of it.

You see, women have to prove themselves as fans, because if you’re a female hockey fan  chances are, you’re going to be labeled a puck bunny or a puck slut, and until you prove yourself otherwise, your opinions seem to be dismissed. I’ve spent enough time with hockey players to know that this probably isn’t a label you want. I’ve researched this a little but online and it seems to be all negative, Urban dictionarys definition isn’t quite appropriate so here is the definition from wikipedia:

A puck bunny is a female ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself .Primarily a Canadian term, it gained popular currency in the 21st century, and in 2004 was added to the second edition of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary which defines it as follows :
Puck bunny: a young female hockey fan, especially one motivated more by a desire to meet the players than by an interest in hockey.

The term is somewhat analogous to the term groupie as it relates to rock and roll musicians. Sociological studies of the phenomenon in minor league hockey indicate that self-proclaimed “puck bunnies” are “‘proud as punch’ to have sex with the [players]“, as it confers social status on them. However, these transitory relationships are often contrasted with those of girlfriends, with whom players have more stable, long-term relationships

“Puck bunnies” are defined by the sociologists Garry Crawford and Victoria K. Gosling as:
The term ‘puck bunny’, which is applied almost exclusively to female ice hockey fans, implies that these supporters are ‘inauthentic’, not ‘dedicated’ in their support, and are more interested in the sexual attractiveness of the players rather than the sport itself.

Hey… As much as i’d love to give Sidney Crosby 110% for 60 minutes, doesn’t mean that my love for the game isn’t authentic . Yet I can see how this definition is fitting, I’ve been to plenty of games, professional or not where you see the girls dolled up, texting or taking the entire time. The same broads who show up to every hockey party and get passed around and become the new joke of the locker room.

This is why I have come up with the term top shelf beauty; as a top shelf girl, you have credibility, you know what you’re talking about and you’re respected, you watch the game and truly enjoy it, you’re passionate and involved.

That doesn’t mean you can’t be the smoke show that you are…You can still show up to the games in jersey and heels, you can still hook up with that hockey player if you want to (in my opinion they are hands down, the best) but you’ll often still respected in the morning, because you respect the game. You’re the type of girl he wouldn’t mind bringing home to mom, or to that Christmas Party with the ugly sweaters.

Whereever you stand on the topic and Whatever type you prefer… the puck bunny or the top shelf beauty, hockey needs girls because what goes better together than hockey, beer and women right?

Hope you have all enjoyed my first article, I’d love to hear your comments, questions or suggestions on future articles so hit me up in the comments below.. or on my twitter at @topshelfbeautyy

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148 Comments

  1. hasser4 says:

    you look like the term defined to the tee

  2. dirtymcgirty26 says:

    the must have been thinking about her when making the shirt

  3. rsails says:

    another great read

  4. Brodzilla7 says:

    Well this is just great.

  5. 8pmb96 says:

    top shelf beauty… love it!

  6. fhsgoalie30 says:

    haha great read

  7. fox says:

    Welcome to the fam, girl! Glad to have another lady on board :) And I agree with you completely. I just rolled in from a night at the rink working at my team’s game, followed by wings and beers and the Oilers/Canucks game with the boys at a local pub. Wouldn’t wanna spend my Saturday night any other way.
    - Foxy

  8. BeeMich13 says:

    At games, guys try to explain a play to me. They love it until I correct them. Thank you for a new term to describe those of us that truly enjoy the game!

  9. CoachsSister says:

    Love it! Welcome to the GSG family! Ugly sweater parties haha been to a few. You truly are topshelf then. Thanks for clarifying bc puck bunnies give the real women of hockey a bad name.

  10. njicedogs11 says:

    great read

  11. ozzie1912 says:

    Thanks for the new term topshelfbeauty. A girl with real knowledge of the game is what it’s all about. Puck Bunnies are just a joke in the room

  12. Sick Cellys 19 says:

    great read

  13. CaptainKlutch says:

    God i love her reads!

  14. hockey_chick_705 says:

    Thanks for repping us legit hockey fans that are female.

  15. JSmyrlJr says:

    Welcome to the Gongshow, can’t wait for more posts!

  16. Thielio20 says:

    Stoked about the article, but I’m pretty bummed about the crosby name drop.

  17. Joey Z says:

    Welcome, I look forward to more of your posts.

  18. CharlieJ98 says:

    great read.

  19. icehole93 says:

    What a beauty, good read, welcome aboard

  20. Larsy says:

    Shes. So. Hot.

  21. intheoradio says:

    To follow suit, welcome aboard to the team. Is it official? I am out numbered by women? better step my game up lol.

  22. Melanson says:

    The gongshow crew just keeps growing, looking forward to more

  23. brightonhockey60 says:

    i hear crosbys weak in bed

  24. iron man says:

    ovechkin is better

  25. sc_4b1393356444498baca74573e98e3588 says:

    Nothing hotter than a girl who love hockey!

  26. queenswayAL says:

    beauty breakdown, wheelin bunnies is part of the lifestyle but it’s always mint to have a top shelf beauty around

  27. Bouch says:

    hah.. total puck slut

  28. Holtzy says:

    Shes a rocket! Hats off to you babe.

  29. lernjp9 says:

    what a beauty

  30. Bomber says:

    nice blog. Good for you to stand up for yourself and other hockey girls that are in-the-know. “top shelf beauty”… that’s much better.

  31. Michael Finlayson says:

    hahahaha nice

  32. njdevils923 says:

    hahah love it

  33. stang91 says:

    i love that term. HA

  34. lanker96 says:

    beauty read

  35. Yoo Hate Me says:

    once im done rolling my tongue up off the ice ill proceed to yell at you for being a crosby fan…i wonder if he cries after sex as much as he does on the ice

  36. janesy19 says:

    shes a beauty

  37. curtiswatson says:

    i still like some puck bunnies

  38. Shinobi says:

    ‘atta girl

  39. Holdzy says:

    well done kiddo. I’ll definitely add the definition to my dictionary.

  40. karennolan says:

    so refreshing to have such a great term for awesome girls like us. too many times have i actually gotten to be the girl that steals away some poor puck bunny’s date’s attention because she didn’t know shit about the game. hey, if you can’t keep him interested in you, YOU SHOULDN’T BE AT THE GAME! PUT DOWN THE iPHONE! Dumb girls.

  41. Bonesy says:

    Great Read!! Top Shelf Beaut for sure!! look forward to more blogs

  42. NACMav says:

    solid read. Very true on the two types of female fans.

  43. jschrecko says:

    I’m pretty sure I’m in love with you. But regardless, why can’t there be more girls like you, pure hockey fans! Especially in the USA. Tired of girls saying “Ugh, I love hockey, especially Henrik Lundquist, he’s so hot.” As if hockey is one guy. Thank you for being a true fan. And a true beauty!

  44. NHRef87 says:

    Love the blogs

  45. sweens14 says:

    good read, so true. I can’t stand stupid puck sluts.

  46. macky_27 says:

    good read, great rocket

  47. Lad says:

    She’s good, and you?

  48. Deworme says:

    Blog reads make my morning!

  49. FlowMaster says:

    great read and way to distuingish yourself from the usual “dumb blonde/brunette or whatever” just trying to get with another “jock”

  50. dylanhicks says:

    Love the line in here about Crosby. You’re definitely pretty smokey too.

  51. Kellsworth10 says:

    great read

  52. benny12911 says:

    yup. good read

  53. MacDonald47 says:

    I would….

  54. jenwells says:

    Finally glad we all have an appropriate name.

  55. zubs says:

    gotta love the bunnies

  56. TDM says:

    Love that she truly is a topshelf beauty

  57. sully says:

    LOVE IT!!!! good on yah …couldn’t of said that better myself
    cheers ,
    sully

  58. herry03 says:

    learn something new everyday

  59. Doogiehowser says:

    Great addition to the team, and great addition to the lexicon

  60. chrisfrat says:

    I need to find a top shelf beauty here in AZ

  61. topshelfbeauty says:

    Thanks for the feedback guys:) <3 much appreciated

  62. tybay79 says:

    good article!

  63. Smeeks says:

    This Girl is for sure a Top Shelf Beauty! I mean look at the picture! Glad im a hockey player! Oh and you should hit me up! haha

  64. B-Celley says:

    love me a good bunny

  65. mannyb13 says:

    good article! puck bunnies :)

  66. Herel says:

    gotta love the bunnies

  67. B Hef says:

    i love hockey and i love girls but its powerplay when you find one who loves hockey as well

  68. Beauty54 says:

    puck bunnies are great

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  70. kirstenlocke says:

    id love to give sid 110% for 60 min (L)

  71. schmodey says:

    I’ll be your Crosby for the night hahah nice seeing an opinion from the other sex

  72. puck moneys make all female hockey fans look like a bunch of jokes, top shelf all the way

  73. Deller says:

    Glad to have you to “read”… take that for what you will. BEAUT!!!

  74. gino_hard13 says:

    puck bunnies

  75. Bauer97 says:

    top shelf beauty

  76. Patty says:

    gotta love puck sluts

  77. kokey says:

    think theres a difference between top shelf beauties, puck bunnies, and then puck sluts.. it’d good you pointed it out

  78. jette4 says:

    top shelf beauties

  79. MitchSmeth97 says:

    Unreal

  80. SpeedySaxe7 says:

    bunniiieeesss

  81. Tendy31 says:

    As long as I have one of the 3, I dont really care which one it is

  82. beautygonger97 says:

    Sick

  83. Sniper8 says:

    sick article

  84. Burgos says:

    great read and way to separate the two.

  85. Jordan says:

    top shelf beauties

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