Top Shelf Beauty: Puck Bunnies vs Top Shelf Beauties
Blog — By topshelfbeauty on October 15, 2011 9:00 PM
As a new blogger for Gongshow, I can tell you that I am pretty damn excited…not only because I have been a fan of the line since 02..(as I write this I sit here wearing my “Just dangle” t-shirt) BUT I’m pumped to give my perspective as a female hockey fan, there isn’t many of us “beauties” who share our love for the game and actually know what we’re talking about.
I have always been the girl my boys know they can talk to. About what’s going on in the league, the game last night…or who the biggest beauties and plugs are in the NHL, I know more than a lot of these males do, and I’m proud of it.
You see, women have to prove themselves as fans, because if you’re a female hockey fan chances are, you’re going to be labeled a puck bunny or a puck slut, and until you prove yourself otherwise, your opinions seem to be dismissed. I’ve spent enough time with hockey players to know that this probably isn’t a label you want. I’ve researched this a little but online and it seems to be all negative, Urban dictionarys definition isn’t quite appropriate so here is the definition from wikipedia:

A puck bunny is a female ice hockey fan, often one whose interest in the sport is primarily motivated by sexual attraction to the players rather than enjoyment of the game itself .Primarily a Canadian term, it gained popular currency in the 21st century, and in 2004 was added to the second edition of the Canadian Oxford Dictionary which defines it as follows :
Puck bunny: a young female hockey fan, especially one motivated more by a desire to meet the players than by an interest in hockey.The term is somewhat analogous to the term groupie as it relates to rock and roll musicians. Sociological studies of the phenomenon in minor league hockey indicate that self-proclaimed “puck bunnies” are “‘proud as punch’ to have sex with the [players]“, as it confers social status on them. However, these transitory relationships are often contrasted with those of girlfriends, with whom players have more stable, long-term relationships
“Puck bunnies” are defined by the sociologists Garry Crawford and Victoria K. Gosling as:
The term ‘puck bunny’, which is applied almost exclusively to female ice hockey fans, implies that these supporters are ‘inauthentic’, not ‘dedicated’ in their support, and are more interested in the sexual attractiveness of the players rather than the sport itself.
Hey… As much as i’d love to give Sidney Crosby 110% for 60 minutes, doesn’t mean that my love for the game isn’t authentic . Yet I can see how this definition is fitting, I’ve been to plenty of games, professional or not where you see the girls dolled up, texting or taking the entire time. The same broads who show up to every hockey party and get passed around and become the new joke of the locker room.
This is why I have come up with the term top shelf beauty; as a top shelf girl, you have credibility, you know what you’re talking about and you’re respected, you watch the game and truly enjoy it, you’re passionate and involved.
That doesn’t mean you can’t be the smoke show that you are…You can still show up to the games in jersey and heels, you can still hook up with that hockey player if you want to (in my opinion they are hands down, the best) but you’ll often still respected in the morning, because you respect the game. You’re the type of girl he wouldn’t mind bringing home to mom, or to that Christmas Party with the ugly sweaters.
Whereever you stand on the topic and Whatever type you prefer… the puck bunny or the top shelf beauty, hockey needs girls because what goes better together than hockey, beer and women right?
Hope you have all enjoyed my first article, I’d love to hear your comments, questions or suggestions on future articles so hit me up in the comments below.. or on my twitter at @topshelfbeautyy








148 Comments
you look like the term defined to the tee
yup
true buddy
yeah your pretty top shelf!
yep
the must have been thinking about her when making the shirt
another great read
Well this is just great.
nice
haha good read
top shelf beauty… love it!
haha great read
Welcome to the fam, girl! Glad to have another lady on board
And I agree with you completely. I just rolled in from a night at the rink working at my team’s game, followed by wings and beers and the Oilers/Canucks game with the boys at a local pub. Wouldn’t wanna spend my Saturday night any other way.
- Foxy
Nice! how about that Nuge hey?
Thanks!!
At games, guys try to explain a play to me. They love it until I correct them. Thank you for a new term to describe those of us that truly enjoy the game!
tope shelf > puck bunny
Love it! Welcome to the GSG family! Ugly sweater parties haha been to a few. You truly are topshelf then. Thanks for clarifying bc puck bunnies give the real women of hockey a bad name.
great read
what a beaut
cool
Thanks for the new term topshelfbeauty. A girl with real knowledge of the game is what it’s all about. Puck Bunnies are just a joke in the room
great read
beauty
nice
God i love her reads!
Thanks for repping us legit hockey fans that are female.
Welcome to the Gongshow, can’t wait for more posts!
me likey
beauty
Stoked about the article, but I’m pretty bummed about the crosby name drop.
Welcome, I look forward to more of your posts.
great read.
Great read
nicee
wsp
What a beauty, good read, welcome aboard
Shes. So. Hot.
solid read
To follow suit, welcome aboard to the team. Is it official? I am out numbered by women? better step my game up lol.
The gongshow crew just keeps growing, looking forward to more
i hear crosbys weak in bed
ovechkin is better
Damn
Nothing hotter than a girl who love hockey!
beauty!
nice
beauty breakdown, wheelin bunnies is part of the lifestyle but it’s always mint to have a top shelf beauty around
hah.. total puck slut
Shes a rocket! Hats off to you babe.
what a beauty
works for me
nice blog. Good for you to stand up for yourself and other hockey girls that are in-the-know. “top shelf beauty”… that’s much better.
hahahaha nice
yeah buddy
hahah love it
wat a beauty
i love that term. HA
beauty read
Niccce
once im done rolling my tongue up off the ice ill proceed to yell at you for being a crosby fan…i wonder if he cries after sex as much as he does on the ice
Sweet read
shes a beauty
i still like some puck bunnies
female fans > fangirls
Pretty good!
‘atta girl
well done kiddo. I’ll definitely add the definition to my dictionary.
so refreshing to have such a great term for awesome girls like us. too many times have i actually gotten to be the girl that steals away some poor puck bunny’s date’s attention because she didn’t know shit about the game. hey, if you can’t keep him interested in you, YOU SHOULDN’T BE AT THE GAME! PUT DOWN THE iPHONE! Dumb girls.
Great Read!! Top Shelf Beaut for sure!! look forward to more blogs
solid read. Very true on the two types of female fans.
Good read
I’m pretty sure I’m in love with you. But regardless, why can’t there be more girls like you, pure hockey fans! Especially in the USA. Tired of girls saying “Ugh, I love hockey, especially Henrik Lundquist, he’s so hot.” As if hockey is one guy. Thank you for being a true fan. And a true beauty!
Good read.
Love the blogs
hahaha
good read, so true. I can’t stand stupid puck sluts.
good read, great rocket
She’s good, and you?
Blog reads make my morning!
in this case night
great read and way to distuingish yourself from the usual “dumb blonde/brunette or whatever” just trying to get with another “jock”
Love the line in here about Crosby. You’re definitely pretty smokey too.
i love you
great read
Love the post
yup. good read
good read!
I would….
Finally glad we all have an appropriate name.
nice work
gotta love the bunnies
amen to that
Love that she truly is a topshelf beauty
LOVE IT!!!! good on yah …couldn’t of said that better myself
cheers ,
sully
learn something new everyday
true beauties
Great addition to the team, and great addition to the lexicon
I need to find a top shelf beauty here in AZ
Ur rare
true gsh
sweet
Thanks for the feedback guys:) <3 much appreciated
good article!
This Girl is for sure a Top Shelf Beauty! I mean look at the picture! Glad im a hockey player! Oh and you should hit me up! haha
puck bunnies<3
love me a good bunny
good article! puck bunnies
great read
gotta love the bunnies
great post
i love hockey and i love girls but its powerplay when you find one who loves hockey as well
puck bunnies are great
great read.
sick
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id love to give sid 110% for 60 min (L)
solid
good read
Haha
I’ll be your Crosby for the night hahah nice seeing an opinion from the other sex
puck moneys make all female hockey fans look like a bunch of jokes, top shelf all the way
Glad to have you to “read”… take that for what you will. BEAUT!!!
cute
beauts
puck bunnies
beauty
top shelf beauty
gotta love puck sluts
think theres a difference between top shelf beauties, puck bunnies, and then puck sluts.. it’d good you pointed it out
top shelf beauties
haha
nice
haha
sweet
Unreal
bunniiieeesss
As long as I have one of the 3, I dont really care which one it is
I’ll second that!
good read
Sick
sick article
unreal
great read and way to separate the two.
yep
finally
nice stuff
top shelf beauties